It started on the real world
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak

Line up all the idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin' to ride the fast track for free

Whose the biggest loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV

All the soul survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lyin' through their teeth for money

[Chorus]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed it, watch TMZ

Pretendin' to be lesbians
And Tila's payinl all of them
While Flavor Flave is gets fucked up for free

Guess whose livin real large
It's mini me, the porn star
Google it, i'll think you'll agree

And all the hotties on the hills
Just gettin' rich and makinl deals
While you and I are watchin' TV

[Chorus]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

The All American Dream
Is gettin' 15 for free

The All American Dream is so skin deep

It started on the real world
A hot tup full of hot girls
Grindin' every frat boy and freak

[Chorus x2]
So everybody dance, and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
CHA-CHING!
When you take off all your clothes
When you strike a playboy pose
Then you gotta bring it
CHA-CHING!

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(CHA-CHING!)
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(CHA-CHING!)